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Beauty Is Truth, Truth Beauty

Foolish Cat April 8th, 2008

see no evil

So the L.A. Times has officially retracted its story that Sean Combs - Diddy - was involved in the 1994 beating of Tupac Shakur in New York City. The story offered that the assault was the beginning of the war between East and West coast rappers that included the murders of Shakur and The Notorious B.I.G., and that Combs was a major influence in its proliferation.

Turns out the story was all bullshit, and was based on forged FBI documents. Forgeries that were apparently done by a small-time, sociopathic nobody while he was serving time in prison! Well done L.A. Times. Let that sink in: The Times printed a story accusing a wealthy celebrity of felony assault based on forged documents from a life-long criminal currently serving time for various crimes, including fraud.

And you know what, if it hadn’t been Diddy, say it had been me accused, everybody in the world would still believe it to be true. The only reason the story was retracted is because Diddy is rich - so he can afford the legal firepower - and famous - so reporters and fans listen when he speaks. He has the resources to wage war on a large newspaper and come away owning it. I don’t.

And for this reason, I have officially decided not to believe a story reported on any news channel or in any paper, simply because it is written or reported. All conspiracy theories are back on the table. 9/11. JFK. Roswell. I’m serious.

Think about it. Let’s say this story about Diddy was written, and we just accepted it as true - after all, the paper printed it. Nobody raised hell, it was just a story. And then someone came along and said it was all a lie. The paper used fake FBI documents forged by a fast-talking, crook while he was serving time. And the LA Times got a hold of these docs and printed the story. It’s all a lie. Who would believe that? There would be so many questions. What’s the motive? How did he forge these docs? How could the paper and a Pulitzer Prize winning reporter fall for this? It’s all too outrageous.

Until it’s not.

My new stance on the media doesn’t mean I won’t believe anything, it just means I’ll believe it if it makes sense. If something seems wrong, I won’t ignore the problems I have with the story. Especially in an election year.

In most cases, we are at the mercy of the media for our information - we can’t be everywhere to see news as it unfolds. So I guess the best we can do is to find those things that interest us, and then get as many different versions of the story as we can. The truth probably will still not exist in any of the stories, but hopefully we can decipher and decide what we believe in our hearts to be true.

Blunder on, fools.

America’s Addiction Returns

Foolish Cat January 16th, 2008

The temptation was there last night.

In the midst of a writer’s strike that has reduced prime time television to a wasteland of re-runs and awfulness, the season-premiere of “American Idol” was the proverbial fix that so much of America has been aching for the past couple of months. I have no idea what the numbers were, but I’m sure they were astronomical, as Idol plows on to become the most popular show in TV history. And I must admit, I felt the pull.

I ultimately resisted, but I wasn’t quite sure why.

Of the six seasons that the show has been on, I’ve watched two of them - 3 and 5 - and both times, about halfway through the season, I regretted having invested so many precious nights. But, of course, I had to ride it out and see how they ended, wasting even more precious nights.

But what blundering fool continues indulging in an activity night after night, week after week, knowing that the activity’s pleasure will wear off almost instantly and is less than beneficial to anything in his life? Continue Reading »

Top 5 Best Musicians Turned Actors

Foolish Cat January 9th, 2008

Yesterday’s post gave examples of the negative side of blundering into the unknown, listing the worst of those rhythm and rhyme masters who decided about acting: “How hard could this be?”

But for all the thousands of members of a species that mutate into deranged monsters and disfigured masses, there is one that evolves more beautifully than before, and elevates the genetic future for all.

Here is that list (For the record, it doesn’t include, like, Bing Crosby and Al Jolson. All due respect…it just doesn’t): Continue Reading »

Top 5 Worst Musicians Turned Actors

Foolish Cat January 8th, 2008

The true spirit of Blundering Fools is to celebrate those that move beyond their zone of comfort into unchartered, potentially hazardous territory. It is the blundering of “fools” that makes humanity so diverse and interesting. Watch a herd of cattle grazing in a field and a group of people eating in a Bob Evans on Saturday morning and tell me what makes you laugh more. Continue Reading »

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